HOW TO BE EDUCATED IN THE WORK TO AVOID STRESS
Instead of saying, OR ON FART!
Use: I can assure you it will be possible.
Instead of: ME a damn!
Use: I see no reason for concern.
Instead of: "WHAT CRAP BUT I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS shit?
Use: Initially, I was not participating in this project.
Instead of: IS A GARCH!
Use: It looks interesting, no?
Instead of: FUCK YOU, I WILL NOT DO NOT EVEN FOR BITCHES!
Use: There are technical reasons that prevent the accomplishment of this task.
Instead of: THE son of a bitch, asshole THESE not tell me NOTHING!
Use: We need to improve our internal communication.
Instead of: How far do you want me to LOWER THE PANTS?
Use: Maybe now unable to work so late
Instead of: NOT UNDERSTAND SUCH A KNOB ...
Use: He is not familiar with the problem.
Instead of: ANDAT TO whore of a mother!
Use: Excuse me ....
Instead of: ANDAT TO whore of a mother, you bastard!
Use: Excuse me, sir.
Instead of: MANGA DE HIJOS DE PUTA!
Use: The Home Office was not satisfied with the result
Instead of: FUCK YOU! ARREGLÁTELAS!
Use: Unfortunately, I do not think I can help at this point.
Instead of: one who works the rising!
Use: I love challenges.
Instead of: NOT FOR THAT MAKE asshole shit!
Use: It is possible that we have not yet found the right position for him.
Instead of: AH ...! TE "in bed with the boss?
Use: Finally recognize your competence.
Instead: Get THIS SHIT IN THE ass!
Use: It is very good, but please remake this part of the job.
Instead of: AY, SI grabbed the asshole who made this shit! ...
Use: We need to strengthen our training program.
Instead of: ALL THIS IS GOING TO SHIT!
Use: The indexes of productivity of the company show a significant drop.
Instead of: NOW WE WILL CAST ALL THE CRAP!
Use: This project will not generate the expected return.
Instead of: I knew from the outset that was shit!
Use: Sorry, I could have warned, if it had been consulted.
Instead of: SOS UN asshole OF SHIT YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE CHOTA!
Use: This is not exactly his area of dominion, is not it?
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